Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose

Michael Rosen

2006-01-23 • Spoken Word

Tracklist

• 1
  My Father Said
  1:23
• 2
  Old Gramophone Horns
  1:24
• 3
  It Wasn't Only That They Said...
  0:55
• 4
  It Was a Formica Table
  1:05
• 5
  We're Bombing Egypt
  1:05
• 6
  It Didn't Seem Odd to Be Eleven
  2:34
• 7
  In the Water
  0:42
• 8
  There Was Someone Called...
  0:47
• 9
  My Brother's Girlfriends
  0:59
• 10
  I Had Just Found...
  1:34
• 11
  H.M. Hyndman
  1:12
• 12
  I Came Through the Customs
  1:04
• 13
  There Was a Typhoid Outbreak
  1:31
• 14
  The First I Knew About It
  1:24
• 15
  It Was In Leeds
  0:23
• 16
  Lenny Let Is Be Known
  1:17
• 17
  In the 1940's English Parents...
  0:33
• 18
  Dame Helen Sat
  1:41
• 19
  Early Days At Broadcasting House
  1:08
• 20
  First the GI's Run Round
  0:59
• 21
  I Don't Think This Matters Much
  1:32
• 22
  Who's In the Room
  1:07
• 23
  I Opened a Sunday Newspaper
  1:04
• 24
  Pallister Explained
  0:55
• 25
  I Got a Summons
  1:25
• 26
  We Were On Our Way
  1:51
• 27
  He Did Up the Outside
  1:05
• 28
  I Think It Was Called...
  1:35
• 29
  Some Friends Came Over
  0:50
• 30
  224 Chairs
  0:55
• 31
  The Last Night Together
  1:03
• 32
  There Were Ways of Figuring
  0:26
• 33
  It Wasn't a Good Idea
  0:40
• 34
  Next Door Neighbour
  0:43
• 35
  There's a Way We Make It
  0:55
• 36
  I Called Wayne and Phyllis
  0:30
• 37
  I Knew Something Wasn't Right
  1:11
• 38
  Dear Joe
  0:28
• 39
  Thank You for Your Card
  0:42
• 40
  Dear Bank
  0:28
• 41
  I Haven't Seen You For...
  0:24
• 42
  One of Us Fell Off
  0:30
• 43
  We're Travellers On the Road
  1:19
• 44
  In Paris Where We Went To...
  1:08
• 45
  Only Us
  0:54
• 46
  Barbara Whose Husband...
  0:49
• 47
  He Lost His Life
  0:15
• 48
  I Swerve
  1:04
• 49
  My Dead Boy
  0:29
• 50
  Don't Tell Me
  0:40
• 51
  A Cat's Skin
  0:34
• 52
  I Got a Letter Home
  0:26
• 53
  An Egg In Salt Water
  0:34
• 54
  I Wrote Her a Letter
  1:03
• 55
  Is This the Kind of Mosquito...
  0:34
• 56
  Bloody Music
  0:49
• 57
  I Was Between King's Cross and ...
  1:05
• 58
  The Drunk Woman
  0:21
• 59
  The Old City
  0:41
• 60
  You Can Do It With Lettuce
  0:50
• 61
  I Packed My Books
  0:49
• 62
  It Turned Out That the Baby...
  1:02
• 63
  How Shall We Defeat the Enemy
  0:51
• 64
  The News Was...
  1:30
• 65
  My Teeth Are Moving
  0:47
• 66
  Isn't Their Real Name...
  1:12
• 67
  I Was Just Crossing the Road
  1:37
• 68
  We Went to the Public Record Office
  2:07
• 69
  On the Way There
  0:54
• 70
  This Is the Sick Tunnel
  0:56
• 71
  Pinter Lost His Patience
  1:03
• 72
  It Didn't Work Out
  0:37
• 73
  My Friends In the Suburbs
  1:45
• 74
  In Between One of Our...
  0:28
• 75
  The Upper Levels
  1:31
• 76
  I Stayed In the Headteacher's House
  0:53
• 77
  Malc's Shoes Smelled...
  0:45
• 78
  When Lady Chatterley Came Out
  0:36
• 79
  For a Year They Taught Us...
  1:28
• 80
  We Had Thumbed Lifts
  1:41
• 81
  Marching Across the Park
  1:12
• 82
  After I Was Taken Out
  1:16
• 83
  I Went Out On the Playing Fields
  0:30
• 84
  In 1963
  0:31
• 85
  I Told Them That It Felt Like...
  0:21
• 86
  Her Mother Had a Dog
  0:34
• 87
  Jim Sat On the Bus
  0:22
• 88
  The Buzzer Rang
  1:07
• 89
  I Used to Be Able...
  0:14
• 90
  Two Men Came
  0:42
• 91
  For This Class
  0:34
• 92
  He Said That the Thing That...
  0:46
• 93
  You Need to Slim Down
  0:17
• 94
  In a Cartoon
  0:35
• 95
  There Was Something About...
  0:17
• 96
  The Most Successful Amongst Us
  1:02
• 97
  Yes, I'll Have a Cup
  0:31
• 98
  I Sat In the Bird Gallery
  0:37
• 99
  It Was the Bit of the Eyelid...
  0:20
• 100
  If You Asked You Could Get to See
  0:46
• 101
  I Couldn't Catch the Bus
  0:12
• 102
  So I Took Him
  0:44
• 103
  I Listened to My Voice
  0:16
• 104
  They Whacked Him Over the Head
  1:02
• 105
  Just Do One Thing
  0:16
• 106
  I Sat In a Miner's Terrace
  0:30
• 107
  Hours of Sleep
  0:30
• 108
  Snow Is the Enemy
  0:46
• 109
  I Was Walking Through Cricklewood
  0:44
• 110
  I Had to Deal With My Eyes
  0:15
• 111
  He Said, If They Don't Like It...
  0:18
• 112
  I Went to the Doctor
  0:12
• 113
  You Never Used to Look Like...
  0:22
• 114
  I Told the Doctor
  0:13
• 115
  It All Came Down To...
  1:01
• 116
  The Kidney Test Showed...
  0:20
• 117
  At the Renal Department
  1:17
• 118
  The Students Stood Round Me
  1:14
• 119
  A Week Later
  0:56
• 120
  I Was In a Room With Charlie
  0:54
• 121
  Every Day They Brought...
  0:28
• 122
  I Emerged
  0:36
• 123
  I Used to Be Too Old
  0:25
• 124
  It's Not In a Dream
  0:44
• 125
  I Saw You
  0:23
• 126
  I Ran
  0:27
• 127
  I Was Sorry
  0:51
• 128
  He Said, I Am a Misfortune Bully
  0:42
• 129
  If You Need Cheering Up
  1:17
• 130
  When the Brits Found Out
  0:50
• 131
  It Didn't Take Long
  0:48
• 132
  The Phone Rang
  0:19
• 133
  I Was In an Airport
  0:32
• 134
  They Say That Sir Alex...
  0:22
• 135
  The Female Remnaunt Spider
  0:25
• 136
  I Was Sleeping On My Own
  2:34
• 137
  I Used to Be Bothered
  0:10
• 138
  We Haven't Got Long
  1:07
• 139
  It Was Carpet Madness
  0:57
• 140
  The Obituary Talked
  0:20
• 141
  They Sold the School
  0:28
• 142
  The Cat's Ignoring Me
  0:11
• 143
  They Told Us On the Radio
  1:07
• 144
  Is This How It Is
  1:37
• 145
  These Shops
  1:57
• 146
  I Said I Lost Him
  0:46
• 147
  There Was a Joke He Used to Tell
  0:50
• 148
  I Am Peeling an Apple
  1:07
• 149
  We Make a Baby
  0:20
• 150
  Could I Have Imagined
  0:28
• 151
  A Family Arrived
  0:46
• 152
  The Wind Had Blown All Day
  1:33
• 153
  30) Popping These...
  0:32